Me: My friend Diana has tickets to see the Titans during a training game. Maybe she’ll convert me to football.
Stephen: Well, you are a big fan of the Dolphins.
Stephen: Can you name a player on the Dolphins team? Remember the quarterback I told you about?
Stephen: I’ll give you a hint: his last name is a color.
Me: Um, purple?
Stephen: *Stares at me, gestures to the color of his shorts*
Stephen: No, Green.
Me: Those shorts look brown to me.
Stephen: They’re kind of olivey brown.
A little later in the conversation:
Stephen: And anyway, you can’t root for the Titans.
Me: It would be fun to have a little rivalry in the house.
Stephen: Well, just as long as you don’t become a Cubs fan.
Me: Oh don’t worry, their uniforms are boring.