What is the deal with singing Disney Channel stars? Is that a pre-requisite for being on a show? Is that part of the audition? Perhaps I should go audition. My roommate says I could make it. It seems like every day there’s a new music video with a different Disney Channel “star” in it. Not that I watch the Disney Channel every day. That would be juvenile.

And now, a Xanga haiku:

Xanga is fickle.
Eprops come and go with ease,
But real friends remain.