So tonight I went to Target to get a birthday gift (I promise it was cute and I’m not just cheap), and I stopped by the restroom. I always get one of those paper seat covers because I’m paranoid about germs and getting hepatitis (which is funny b/c I’ve totally been in some nasty bathrooms overseas and there were no paper seat covers). Anyway, as I was pulling one of the covers out of its little holder (or whatever it’s called), I noticed that the outside of the cardboard holder said, “For external use only.” Interesting. I don’t know if I want to know the scenario that prompted the makers of the paper seat covers to include that warning.

And I just have to say, I’m SO glad that Bucky is gone from American Idol! The only tragedy is that Mandisa went before him.